Quick Trip To Sip & Bite
Sip & Bite
FOLLY: Late last year, Paris Deli rebranded itself to Sip & Bite.
I'm not sure if the "sip" in Sip & Bite is referring to Sip, the nightclub which is upstairs or the act of sipping a drink while eating at the restaurant.
I really don't know guys. Which do you think it is?
NOSA: It's Sip, for Sip, and Bite, for downstairs.
FOLLY: Our friend O.K joined us for lunch. She just started a new job and she’s going through it. Bless her heart. All through lunch she fed us with the most bizarre stories and look, Nigerian workplaces are basically a hell of inappropriate conduct.
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NOSA: To start, we got the Calamari. It was a little bit burnt and shaped like a comma, but it really wasn't bad on the whole.
FOLLY: Do y'all see the comma shape? It was really funny to me.
For my main, I really didn’t want anything breakfast-y so against my better judgement I got the Chicken Noodles.
NOSA: I felt breakfast-y so I went with the Waffle Breakfast.
FOLLY: The menu said the stir-fry would include broccoli and baby corn but neither showed up. It was also supposed to be cooked in soy sauce but this had a tomato base. So it was a bit at odds with what they described.
NOSA: Before you continue, I want to point out how terrible the waitresses are. They act like you're a bother when you need help.
FOLLY: The worst service. On the whole, despite not being what was described my meal wasn’t terrible. It was a bit bland and the chicken was tough, not a disaster but I won’t order it again.
NOSA: My eggs needed a little bit of salt and the waffle were a bit too eggy. The waffle wasn't bad, but the eggy-ness of it is very noticeable.
NOSA: The food was photogenic...lol
FOLLY: The food at Sip & Bite isn’t terrible but it isn’t great it. It feels like you went over to your friend’s house and his cook made dinner. It’s better than the rice at home but it’s not something you feel you want to pay for after.
NOSA: It was neither bad nor good. Just smack dab in the middle of average-villa.
Chicken Noodles - N3800
Waffle Breakfast - N3500
Not a lot, but it's enough