Yes, you read that absolutely correctly.

The next edition of Hans & Rene After Dark might have a couple of hard scoops, you know? None of that soft serve stuff, something stiff.

Puns aside, this is apparently a real thing.  

Ay Dios, mío!

This isn’t restricted to some random Italian gelato shop either. A quick google reveals there have been other sightings

The effects, however, are rather underwhelming

What a betrayed!

[Munchies]

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